"My dearest RichardI am writing you in times of such hardship, where to live is a chore. I fear I may not make it through this harsh winter, but I live in hope, for the course of true love never did run smooth.
The woes of University life have taken their toll, with so many deadlines looming and so little time to drink vodka. I feel I am wasting my youth in the prison they call the library; for it was once said, a man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
No matter how rough things get, it is important to remember that if Britney got through 2007, I can make it through the next 3 months. At the end of the day, I'm absolutely fabulous!
I have no doubt that our paths will cross once again, for journeys end in lovers meeting.
Forever yours,
Oliver C XXXXX"
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